After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
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Get the odeggard mug.Often mis-pronounced Oh-ding-ton by most residents, Odenton is located somewhere between Gambrills, Fort Meade, and Crofton (Not that anyone really cares.) The most interesting fact about this name is what it spells backwards, "noten do" (nothin' to do.) Which is absolutely correct, considering there really is "nothin' to do in Odenton.
This town consits of town houses, McMansions, the Piney Orchard Compound, some desent restaurants, train tracks that are never used, public schools, and the most feared/beloved nieghborhood; Chaplegate!
G.O.R.C. is the most recgonized place, though only 8th graders that think they're "the shit", and kyle wayne along with his posse hang out there on "GORC Tuesday" (which is really located on the Wednesday of every week.) Girls are not allowed to play sports there... softball doesn't count because they are dykes. All girls must play on the shitty fields of Four Seasons Elementry School. But don't worry, they got nice, well at least the class of 2012 did when they played rec...
There are 4 public elementary schools (Odenton, Four Seasons, Piney Orchard, Waugh Chapel), 1 middle school (Arundel Middle School), and then from the middle school they go to Arundel High School located in Gambrills... even though it's right next to the fucking middle school it's still in a different town (wtf).
Most Odentoners hate C-town folks, considering how stuck up they are. BUT we do have to get along in high school. We are just jealous because we are poor and not as smart as these Croftoners. Though we are better at sports, so it's all good.
This town consits of town houses, McMansions, the Piney Orchard Compound, some desent restaurants, train tracks that are never used, public schools, and the most feared/beloved nieghborhood; Chaplegate!
G.O.R.C. is the most recgonized place, though only 8th graders that think they're "the shit", and kyle wayne along with his posse hang out there on "GORC Tuesday" (which is really located on the Wednesday of every week.) Girls are not allowed to play sports there... softball doesn't count because they are dykes. All girls must play on the shitty fields of Four Seasons Elementry School. But don't worry, they got nice, well at least the class of 2012 did when they played rec...
There are 4 public elementary schools (Odenton, Four Seasons, Piney Orchard, Waugh Chapel), 1 middle school (Arundel Middle School), and then from the middle school they go to Arundel High School located in Gambrills... even though it's right next to the fucking middle school it's still in a different town (wtf).
Most Odentoners hate C-town folks, considering how stuck up they are. BUT we do have to get along in high school. We are just jealous because we are poor and not as smart as these Croftoners. Though we are better at sports, so it's all good.
Bobby: Hey you wanna chill in Odenton with me tonight?
Gabriella: Ew, what the duck?! Let's just go to C-Town, FAGGOT.
Gabriella: Ew, what the duck?! Let's just go to C-Town, FAGGOT.
by Alyssaroni and The Bethness ! July 21, 2009
Get the Odenton mug.A little piece of s.. town in the middle of denmark. Reffered to as a student town. It has an Irish pub and a rich night life, where foreign students get a welthy chance to hook up with danish blondes and get their minds fucked by their vigurous breasty bodies.
It is also known to be a town where, the famous story writer, Hans Christian Andersen has lived.
And it rains there all the time.
It is also known to be a town where, the famous story writer, Hans Christian Andersen has lived.
And it rains there all the time.
by sutminpikdinklammeshiz March 27, 2011
Get the Odense mug.A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 3, 2013
Get the Oden's pillar mug.An opengasm is a portal of exploration to your untouched self, to that true you that resides underneath the piles of dirt you have accumulated over the years.
It’s the liberation of your bare soul. It’s waking up from a living death. It’s breaking out of the casket prison we sleep in. it’s defying the behavioral protocol. It’s screaming so loud we upset the neighbors. It’s being brave enough to speak up for yourself and have your voice resonate in another soul. It’s living up to your mission. It’s not giving a fuck about what they’d say.
It’s the liberation of your bare soul. It’s waking up from a living death. It’s breaking out of the casket prison we sleep in. it’s defying the behavioral protocol. It’s screaming so loud we upset the neighbors. It’s being brave enough to speak up for yourself and have your voice resonate in another soul. It’s living up to your mission. It’s not giving a fuck about what they’d say.
Every time you are caught in a moment of extreme bliss–this is what you are shouting. This is what you are craving with the strength of a 109,000 horsepower engine. You are having an opengasm; you are opening the fuck up.
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