Octopussy

A plural equivalent of octopus

An annoying person

“Your being such an octopussy!”
-Isaac Siebert 2020

by Isaac Siebert February 10, 2020

octopussy

no one's own idea

I rote a octopussy draft in reverse from the beginning

by October 01, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Octopussy

Alexander.

"Alexander, you octopussy!"

by Meh_whatevs June 01, 2017

octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata October 26, 2007

Octopussy

1 male and 8 Girls get drunk which leads to the man having sex with all of them in an hour usually resulting in 1 or 2 girls getting pregnant

Kyle: Yo man I had an Octopussy last night!
Keith: Whats that?
Kyle: I had sex with 8 girls in the same hour!!
Keith: You didn't get anyone pregnant did you?
Kyle: I got two of them pregnant im so screwed!

by Trojan November 04, 2019

Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 22, 2021