Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

nutwacker

one who is beyond the realm of mad, crazy or insane; an internet troll.

Once she ran out of medication she turned into a total nutwacker by stalking my home, website and making prank phone calls.

by The Rock Bitch May 6, 2006

nutsucker

Scotty B., A.K.A. "Drunk Pop"

What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?

by darmer December 29, 2004

nutcracker

Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.

"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Nutcracker

That will be your mouth.

Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.

by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.

Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!

by Butt Hed March 19, 2009

Kawasaki Nutcracker

This involves a male, female, and a dirt bike. The female puts her hands on the handlebars while the male sits on the rear wheel of the dirt bike. They should form a sort of human pyramid. During this the male eats out the female. When she orgasms, she revs the engine of the dirt bike tearing off the genitals of the male.

Jenny tricked Fred her Ex into partaking in the Kawasaki Nutcracker tradition.

by ttriods69 January 14, 2015