Nutley Kids

Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day

Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.

by $auceMan February 15, 2018

Nuttle

1. A small turd, usually smaller sized
2. A small blob of a solid food, usually ice cream

1. Pam was ready to change what she thought was a loaded diaper, but it turned out to to be just a few small nuttles...
2. "I'm really full from dinner, but I could go for a nuttle of chocolate ice cream"

by Whaddaya kiddin? July 9, 2019

nutley

known as slutly. full of dumbass hoes. who wear a ton of make up caked onto their face looking gross asl. they all think they are the shit but they aren’t. full of people who are obsessed with weed vaping and any other drug. most people walk around town high or drunk. girls here dress like fucking thots with shorts going up their ass. everybody thinks they can fight but they fucking can’t do shit. nutley is fillled with hoes sluts whores and everything else. and everybody EVERYBODY is fake asf okay thanks

dude: hey look that that slut
other guy: she is prob from nutley then
dude: damn right

by joshuaaaaa a May 29, 2018

nutley

A place where the girls aren't as hot as advertised. All they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. It would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. Although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. They deal drugs out of cars in Mandees parking lot. In recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. Recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in Belleville, and moved to Nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from Newark. Although they tend to turn the other cheek, Nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. Although their football team has beat Belleville almost every year for the last 10, Belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid's asses in fights. This has been going on for years. Anyone who claims to be tough in Nutley is either crazy, or was raised in Belleville. Nutley people generally look down on the town of Belleville because of it's diversity. What they don't realize is that Nutley will eventually be invaded as well.

White kid from Nutley: "Belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor."
White kid from Belleville: "Dude, you are from Belleville."
White kid from Nutley: "Uhh.. our football team will beat yours."
White kid from Belleville: "Maybe because your starting Quarterback, Fullback, Linebacker, and D-Tackle are from Belleville, and you guys all juice. Why don't we fight and see who wins that?"
White kid from Nutley: "...sorry i said that.. I don't wanna fight."

by Clint "the man" Eastwood September 23, 2008

nurdle

The up and down movement of a cats front paws on an object (or person) before laying down.

The cat nurdled the pillow for a good five minutes before he layed down.

by Dana Duffy August 25, 2005

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

Nudles

Nude cuddles

We love some nudles

by LilJaii May 9, 2018