nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.
what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>
by nipples_is_purple April 10, 2006
Get the purple nurplemug. When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.
by BAW$$ November 30, 2011
Get the purple-lurple-nurplemug. by Superpseudonym November 18, 2020
Get the Maine purple nurplemug. When one female asserts her dominance over another female in a social situation by twisting both nipples and kicking the 'opponent' in the vaj.
A: "Dude, she totally double nurple hoo kicked that b*tch."
B: "Reckon it's better than peeing on my carpet."
B: "Reckon it's better than peeing on my carpet."
by alphadog00 March 10, 2010
Get the double nurple hoo kickmug. WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
Get the FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLEmug. The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)
by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022
Get the Urple Nurplemug. “Hey Rob, did you know that no word in any dictionary rhymes with orange?” “You’re wrong Bill , what about Nurple?” “Nurple?”
by YE BOI UHHHHH January 6, 2018
Get the Nurplemug.