Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024

nunchuckerate

the ancient martial art shrouded in secrecy in which zen masters battle each other using nuns as weapons.

dude1: you taking taekwondo this semester?
dude2: nah bru, tkw is for fucking nancy cunts like you, i'm going for my turquoise belt in nunchuckerate.

by vulcanwolf September 13, 2014

Nutchuck

When someone is having sex they use their testicles as nunchucks across the face of the victim

Dude i bruised my nuts using them as nutchucks on this chick last night

by Daddygooch February 2, 2017

Nunchuck

Nunchuck is an item to smack people in the face with

Guy1:Dude that guyhas a nunchuck
Guy2:Coooooool

by Alfamineer August 14, 2020

Nunchucker

The most disgusting person ever

Ew, is that a nunchucker.

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

Nunchucker

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021