nub

When you cut someone's arm, leg, or other appendage and it heals over. Thus leaving the victim with a nub.

"Dude you just totally cut off my arm!"
"Oh shit, now your gonna have a nub!"

by JoeCamo December 28, 2005

nub

Someone who can't spell noob or newbie!

I am a nub because I can't spell newbie!

by Unleashed2k August 16, 2004

nub

a very small penis, similar to a chode, a missing limb

damn boy! you have a nub! no girl wants a piece of that nub. Your leg looks like a nub

by Michaela January 25, 2004

nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.

Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.

by Poster Nutbag April 25, 2006

nub

a person who has no clue what's going on. a person who sux at games such as halo or cs. a person who thinks he is pwn but isn't.

"u r a nub at life."

"that nub just got pwnt by a roke."

"zin is a nub."

by Dr. Pwn April 25, 2006

nub

Actually, on Catskills Ultima Online, "nub" meant "no." I think the noob definition came later in another game.

Nub tudj mi shineez!

by Xug'gug April 25, 2006

nub

NOT pronounced noob, instead pronounced nuhb

1) a short bit of something

2) an annoying person (see cockblock or killjoy

3) a derogatory term for short people

4) and endearing way to tease your friends (see sillybilly)

1) person 1: look at that pencil nub!!!

person 2: yeah! it's like, 5 centimeters long

2) Ugh!! Cathy totally stopped me from hooking up with Steve!!! God, What a nub.

3) She's Such a nub!! She's like 5 ft tall

4) Aaw, you're such a nubbly nub!! Luv Ya!!!

by gabathy December 27, 2010