NP

"No Pennies." What you say to a cashier when they are about to give you your change indicating they can keep the pennies.

Cashier is about to give customer change for purchase. "NP."

by akdet July 31, 2016

NP

two letters that when said loud enough can make a room full of 30 people talking go completely silent

damn you people are loud........ .NP!!!!!

by Rabid Onion May 12, 2007

NP

Abbreviation for Nurofen Plus.

j00n00b: did u get ne NP 2day?
hotchix0r: i couldnt cause i've been 2 all the chemists near me this week

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005

Np

Slang for "No potatoes".
It really means that. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Dad: "Tyrone!!"
Tyrone: "What is it da'?"
Dad: "Go get some potatoes downstairs!"
Tyrone: "Np"
Dad: "What did you say to me!?!"
Tyrone: "Geez da', it means 'no potatoes'..."
Dad: "Then go buy them, you lazy son of a b*ch!!!"

Dad to himself: "F*cking kids and their slang"

by OP English Teacher January 30, 2017

Nps

Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010

NP'S

Stands for Nude Pic's or Naked Pic's. A picture of sexual orientation. Mostly of the boobs or vagina area. Booty may be included.

Person 1: Yo NP'S?

Person 2: No You Pervert

Person 1: :(

by Amilni May 29, 2010

NP

NP: Nintendo Play'a

We be the Nintendo Play'as crew! NP!
"Nintendo Play'as fo life"
To form the gang sign: On your left hand, use your thumb and pointer finger to make a lower case "n" from the side, while at the same time fold up your middle finger against your pointer finger to make a "P".

by Straff January 20, 2009