not my daughter, you bitch!

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.

not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

by emmkkkayyyyy August 6, 2007

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

not-for-profitute

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

by ViHelena April 23, 2017

Not about that life

If someone says they're 'not about that life' it means that they don't or won't do something relating to that subject. It can be used in a variety of contexts and can be about a lot of things but it mostly used to reject someone inviting you to do something because you don't agree with it/don't like what they're doing/just don't want to.

It can also be edited to fit the purpose more by adding in a word before the word life to describe what kind of life said person is not about.

Example 1-
Person 1: Hey, I'm having a Sexy Party this weekend, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life. I'm sure you'll be coming enough for the both of us.

Example 2-
Person: Want to take a picture with me?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not about that selfie life.

by notaboutthatlife December 28, 2013

not my rodrick

The New Rodrick Heffley Actor Portrayed by Charlie Wright the Corn Flake, Soccer Mom, Edna. A Meme tag Known as #NotMyRodrick Has been flooding The Internet. We Don't Want a drug addict playing Rodrick! We want our hot daddy Devon

NOT MY RODRICK

by _spamiinq_ March 30, 2017

Not that bad

A phrase used to describe something that’s terrible but not THAT terrible. It is often used to downplay a thing or situation.

Jay: Don’t worry mate, your hair cut is not that bad.

Dwayne: Don’t lie to me it’s horrible!

by JayA559 December 5, 2018

Not Anymore You're Not

Phrase used when the FBI take over a scene where the local police had been investigating.

Ex.1
Detective Adams: Hey, what do you think you're doing. We're in charge here!
FBI Agent: Not Anymore You're Not! We have jurisdiction over you.

Ex.2
Older Agent: Look, your little game of goin' over people's heads is over! You could still work, but from now on you answer to ME, you got that?!
FBI Leader: 'Scuse me, who's in charge here?!
Older Agent: I am!
FBI Leader: (more people come in) Yeah well not anymore you're not. This apartment has just been assigned to the FBI.
Older Agent: That's outrageous! On whose orders?!
FBI Leader: On order of the Secretary of Defense! You had your shot, now I'm in charge!
ATF Leader: (more people come in) Not anymore you're not! Orders just came down from Central! They want ATF handling this on all fronts! All right people, from now on you're answering to me!
Secret Service Leader: (more people come in) Not anymore they're not! Orders from the President he wants this handled by his staff personally! Now Nelson is in charge.
Nelson: (bursts into the scene) Not anymore I'm not! (everyone else falls silent)

by Somebody Told Me April 9, 2007