nosejob 

(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"

nosejob by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012

nosejob 

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

nosejob by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Nosejob 

The act of using your large nose in the intention of giving a girl an orgasm.

"I heard that kid gives the best nosejobs"
"yeah, probably because of his huge nose"

Nosejob by GreekNose October 16, 2010

nosejob 

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

nosejob by urbandickchinairy February 9, 2008

nosejob 

The act of a woman with a very large nose stimulating a man with her nose; it is very complicated, but i know this one kid who got one

"dude, that was fucked up when he was talkin about how much he wanted to get a nosejob from her"

nosejob by Jon D.W. Brown May 7, 2008

Pocono Nosejob 

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

Pocono Nosejob by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

Oregon NoseJob

The art of tit fucking a girl, and as your about to jizz "accidentally" shove your cock under her nose and jizz in her nose.

Outcome 1: She will have a constant drizzle of jizz in the back of her throat.
Outcome 2: She immediately sneezes jizz all over herself.

Naw dude, she is just my latest Oregon NoseJob victim man

Oregon NoseJob by Scout Master8899 April 20, 2011