Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

nordic tickler

The northern climate utensil that is undeniable by the ladies in throws of passion!

Until her loins were warmed by the Nordic tickler there was a real chance of frostbite.

by Knuckle’s October 2, 2022

Nordic tug

Originating on the Providence-Newport ferry, specifically the Bristol stop, the act of giving someone a hand job using the salty, frigid water of the Atlantic Ocean as lubricant

On the way home from the folk fest, Karah reached overboard, dipped her hand in the water, and gave me Nordic tug all the way back to providence.

by Gmsmith55 July 27, 2025

nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again

by skullymundo January 31, 2025

the Nordic taco

When you put four Swedish rods in a box.

Did you see the way they handled that The Nordic taco.

by Blueballsboy February 20, 2025