The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

Nordic Union

A collection of nordic and scandinavian countries working together in unity

I had to hide, so i went to the Nordic Union!

by Moe, The Valiant March 2, 2021

nordic tickler

The northern climate utensil that is undeniable by the ladies in throws of passion!

Until her loins were warmed by the Nordic tickler there was a real chance of frostbite.

by Knuckle’s October 2, 2022

Nordic Trac

When you are fucking a girl from behind and just before she reaches orgasm you start packing snow or ice shavings into her asshole.

Yo! I gave that bar skank a Nordic Trac last night bro!

by Albino Rabbit September 8, 2013

Nordic Screens

Norwegian Youtube Network that censors critism against their members with Copyright strikes

Nordic Screens gave me a Copyright strike

by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017