it has been raining in Georgia for a week and a half and it flooded. Some woman 2 houses up from me drowned in the flooded creek. trees have fallen down, and my house has 6 different leaks. I wrote this nonfiction parody off of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry that that lady drowned
When you're okay.
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, you know they've all just drowned
You know you're doing better in a raft (build an arc)
So don't go out.
Swim right now
Yeah, just save yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's dry enough
For someone else
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry bout’ the flooded hoods, unless they’re yours
the actual lyrics to this portion of the song are:
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just try your best, try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.
It just takes some time, little girl in the middle of the ride
(over, and over)
Everything, everything will be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, you know they're all the same
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everthing, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just do your best, do everything you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts, are gonna say
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry that that lady drowned
When you're okay.
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, you know they've all just drowned
You know you're doing better in a raft (build an arc)
So don't go out.
Swim right now
Yeah, just save yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's dry enough
For someone else
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry bout’ the flooded hoods, unless they’re yours
the actual lyrics to this portion of the song are:
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just try your best, try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.
It just takes some time, little girl in the middle of the ride
(over, and over)
Everything, everything will be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, you know they're all the same
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everthing, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just do your best, do everything you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts, are gonna say
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