E-Necking

Acting like a redneck on the internet by threating with a shotgun, or acting hypocritical on purpose while in most cases you are a regular person on the internet, not a redneck.

I'm gonna threated ppl in my MMOs with a shotgun
Dude your a nerd, stop E-Necking
Let's go E-neck this forum
good idea

by nathor April 14, 2010

Llama necking

Just two good bros hanging out and slapping their dickheads together for a minute, only semis and no gay stuff

Yeah bro, im down for Hulu and llama necking

by Domochomo March 23, 2017

Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

by MizRizz March 7, 2017

Necking

Kissing, biting, or licking of the neck during sex, or foreplay.

Necking with her really turns me on.

by _Facade March 13, 2014

Nicking

A person who asks a lot of questions without trying google first.

George: How do you change your background on twitter?

Paul: I'm not in the mood for your nicking today!

George: Aww come on.

Paul: Did you try google.

George: Yeah.

(paul googles the question)

Paul: It was the first fucking link!

George: It wasn't there when I looked.

Paul: Your full of shit. Go nick somewhere else!

by Canadian Pizza and GuinnessFTW June 15, 2009

necking

The term old people (over 40) use to describe the art of macking out. mostly because they are still caught in the olden dayes and they are not all up with the new trends.

mom: "ok you kids have fun and no necking while your at the movie"

by susan May 13, 2005

Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit August 5, 2008