Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

Nob Woggle

A bracelet like accessory for your man sausage

guy1: hey man just bought myself a new nob woggle it looks so cool
guy2: *silence*
guy1: do you want to have a look?
guy2: its cool man, ill just take your word for it

by The Gadd September 4, 2012

Nob Hoss

ridiculously awesome, outrageous, or manly.

Dude, that car is so nob hoss
He is one hoss bro
let's go do somethin nob hoss

by Hurricane X October 23, 2012

nob-head

An irritating idiot with no redeeming features

Jack ? He's a complete nob-head
What kind of nob-head would do a stupid thing like that ?
What you lookin' at nob-head ?
Have you always been such a nob-head ?

by Marshallasthefish January 5, 2009

Nob Snorkelling

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.

Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.

by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021

Krob nob

Krob nob is a rare disease where ones dick has a special kind of green crust growing off it the only person it has infected so far is Kyle kimber but James is showing signs of the disease so be careful. The only known cure is to let Troy Johnson suck the end of your nob until it falls off.

Troy will save us all from krob nob

by Krob nob January 22, 2020

Nob Droplet

Used as an insult, to describe somebody as a droplet of sperm, although not always meant literally.

Billy: hey isn't your brother in law coming down later?

Liam: yeah, hes a little nob droplet though, you won't like him.

Billy: (laughs)

by CurlyBobb November 8, 2009