"Lady Penelope is vacationing at the Red Sea"

"Lady Penelope likes lacey things"
by absentmind November 12, 2011
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Penelope is a bully. She wears glasses and bullies everybody, especially Bella, but everyone bullies Bella. She spends her free, not-bullying time on Instagram and Snapchat. She also bullies people on social media, too. She has other classmates, like Hong-Van.
Penelope sits next to Bryce in Language Arts and talks to him the whole class.
by thong-van April 1, 2019
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The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.
God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.
by Mplad May 2, 2008
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To shove a rose stem up ones ass then suck a dick while trying to shit the stem out.
by James the dick May 17, 2016
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A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL
Homegirl has been getting on my nerves lately, she totally has Penelope Syndrome.

by goodayyy May 6, 2008
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