Nirvana Girls

A girl that wears over-sized Nirvana graphic tees without listening to a single album or song of Nirvana’s. When questioned about their shirt they usually reply that they either “liked the design” or “love them but can’t remember a single lyric or song title.” Nirvana girls are the beginning of a clueless movement of young millennials and teens that spend hundreds of dollars on artists and films that they’ve never heard or seen and therefore do not understand. The Nirvana Girls movement has all of the trademarks of a consumeristic cult that’s bent on aggravating and instilling violent feelings in true Nirvana fans that have been disciples of their music.

How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.

What’s that?

They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.

Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.

by MobyZit January 31, 2021

Nirvana T Shirt

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge

Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"

by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

Reaching Nirvana

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

by Matt4TatTat July 12, 2022

nirvana poser

A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.

Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.

by Rologgin May 16, 2018

Nirvana

1.Grunge band, from 1985-1994. Very popular in the 1990's with the album "Nevermind".

2.Buddhist term for being in a perfect harmony.

2.I have reach total nirvana.

by nirvana563 May 7, 2005

Nirvana

3-member band from Seattle, and Grunge innovators. Probably the most influential band over the last 10 years. Nirvana was Kurt Cobain:Vocals/guitar, Dave Grohl:Drums and backing vocals, Krist Novoselic:Bass and backing vocals. Nirvana ended when Kurt allegedly commited suicide, although evidence suggests that Courtney Love (Kurt's wife) murdered him.

Nirvana: The defining Grunge band.

by Ben December 5, 2004

Nirvana

The Seattle "Grunge" band that brought the genre into the mainstream. Lead singer Kurt Cobain took his life( or was mrdered some say), you know the drill. The greatest band in the world? Well that's subjective. What I might love you might hate. But we should all aree to hate the whiny posers who think they're so edgy and such music experts because they depise watever becomes popular and mainstream. Any band and song ("smells like team spirit" kicks ass)that can launch a formerly underground genre (that you claim to be fans of)into the mainstream cant be as lame as you try o make it sound, so lay off with harsh insults. And to the douchebags who say things like "Thank God Kurt Cobain blew his head off!", fuck you and you're going to hell.

Nirvana was a pretty cool band.

by h8theh8rs August 29, 2006