Hey Nineteen

Foretelling COVID-19 and its social distancing, forty years early. Precognitive lyrics from Steely Dan's 1980 hit.

Hey Nineteen
No, we can't dance together
No, we can't talk at all

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)

Also called the 1984 Syndrome (Nineteen Eighty-Four Syndrome) and 1984 Effect (Nineteen Eighty-Four Effect), it is named after the George Orwell Novel "1984". It is where one believes that there is both no individualism and independent thinking because it is being suppressed by the government (Big Brother in 1984) that is controlling them. They also think that they are constantly being watched and monitored by the government through the camera, causing a lack of privacy. It also causes them to believe that language is limited (Newspeak) so that they don't have individualism and independent thoughts. All of this causes them to be isolated from one another and causes self-censorship.

The symptoms include Hyperawareness, Anxiety, Paranoia, Hypervigilance, Self-Censorship, Conformity, Distrust, Social Isolation, Cognitive Dissonance, Confusion, and Perceptual Distortion. In order to get the 1984 Delusion (if it were to exist), then there would have to be one or multiple of these effects: Pervasive Surveillance, Authoritarian Governance, Propaganda and Indoctrination, Fear, Punishment, Limited Privacy, Autonomy, Social Pressure, and Informants.

Man 1: For some reason, my friend won't talk to me. He doesn't speak, he is scared all the time, he is hyperaware, he thinks that the government for some reason which he calls "Big Brother", is watching him, he thinks that there are cameras everywhere, he is always alone by himself, and he even doesn't have or speak any thoughts out of his mouth. Do you know the explanation that causes this specific behavior?

Therapist: A-ha, then he is suffering from something called the "1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)", also called the "1984 Syndrome" or "1984 Effect". It causes people to think that they are under control by the government and have no freedom in anything, including thinking, speaking, or even language and individualism.

Guy 1: Oh my god! That's so horrifying!

by MatthewPaanoTorres October 8, 2023

nineteensome

God damn, you must be real committed to finding the limit of how many people can fuck huh? Ironic, cuz this must mean you can't get one... Just call it an orgy for god sake, it'll save so much time you lonely ass muddafucka

Guy 1: Holy fuck, i just had a nineteensome last night!
Guy 2: That's impossible!
Guy 1: I swear to god it happened man!

by The Supreme King November 11, 2018

nineteen

the sexiest age that there is and the sexiest females get married at this age.

Damn, that wife is nineteen I'm not sure why she wasn't married at eighteen.

by SweetieHeart June 24, 2008

Ninjette

1) A ninjette is considered to be a small ninja, or in some cases a midget.

2) Sometimes ignorant people like to call themselves ninjettes to make themselves sound more awesome.

1)
Person 1 "Man did you see that ninjette pay for his burger?
Person 2 "Yeah, they scare the shit out of me."

2)
Miranda-Blah Blah Blah My names Miranda and i think im an awesome ninjette!
Billy-Miranda, your full of crap and not the least bit intimadating.
Miranda-Shut Up Billy! I'm gonna take you lunch money!

by PandaTheClown March 14, 2010

cloud nineteen

Inebriated. Most likely originated from the term "cloud 9", meaning exceptionally happy.

When I had my wisdom teeth cut out, I was on cloud nineteen thanks to Lortabs.

by technoredneck June 15, 2007