The bull shit that people say they will when they are hammered 10 mins before the New Years comes. Most of this is forgotten by the 3rd of January.
Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
by Sire Definition January 01, 2012
The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.
Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.
by AlexIsIll January 09, 2004
by Bookworm January 20, 2004
a kiss to celebrate the new year. given between december 31st at 11:59:55 and january 1st at 12:00:36. the kiss is meant to represent the end of the year that was and the start of a new year and a "new you."
When the ball dropped, i got my new years kiss.
Barry: Who will be your new years kiss?
Kimmy: I'm not sure, I was thinking it would be you.
Barry: Who will be your new years kiss?
Kimmy: I'm not sure, I was thinking it would be you.
by tylersaid April 19, 2009
An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
by Flip Static December 31, 2009
The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
by matt January 01, 2005