Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.

Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.

by Powd September 24, 2018

netperking

Attending professional networking events in hopes of meeting a date/mate.

Don't fool yourself, George isn't interested in new business - he's just netperking.

by mford March 21, 2007

netering

Loitering on the net. Wasting time on the web.

Netering is causing huge losses to companies, and monitoring tools can be an effective measure to stop that menace.

by Lakhesh Khullar June 9, 2007

Networking

To masturbate; Originating in South Florida

What were you doing in your locked room? Networking?

by JDuverge January 25, 2010

Networking Speak

The language used to describe any conversation involving computer networks.

networking speak has a highly domain-specific grammar and lexicon.

by MM007 May 6, 2020

netporking

When you get on LinkedIn and instead of getting a job you get railed

I only go to these small business conferences for netporking.

by Nugzz69420 May 25, 2022

Neteroing

To transform one’s ability’s past their known limit.

Damian was Neteroing for his exam

by Netero July 27, 2022