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Scam Newton

The earned moniker of Cam Newton, currently Auburn University's starting quarterback.

Due to the uncovering of claims and possible evidence in events later in the 2010-2011 football season, there is the possibility that Cam "The Scam" Newton may fall short of the Heisman Trophy, or he will win it and have it removed a la Reggie Bush.

It has been speculated, and possibly proven in future events, that Newton is playing for pay. His father, Cecil Newton, is the primary negotiator in the Cam Scam and since he was the baby daddy, he decided how much his son was worth. Kenny Rogers , a former player at Mississippi State (one of the schools Cam went out to sell his goods), said the senior Newton mentioned it would take between 100,000 and 180,000 to solicit his son's skills to the school. Apparently Auburn gave more.

The Cam Scandal has been big collegiate sports news because of Newton's impressive record on the field, leading Auburn to a top rank in the BCS standing and a great possibility of winning the national title. The issue is that soliciting a player for any sort of compensation is in violation of the NCAA rules and will result in punitive action to both the player and the school involved.

Will probably end up becoming the next JaMarcus Russell.
MSU- We will miraculously place 170,000 dollars into your bank account if your son signs here.
Cecil Newton- Auburn gonna buy my boy for deuce.

Cecil Newton- Everyone, welcome to Sunday service, I would like to thank Mr. Bob Lowder and Mr. Jimmy Rane for their generous offering to our collection plate this Sunday. Jesus will be glad to know that I will give the church its fair share of 3% to buy some paint for the mailbox and the men's bathroom. Praise Jesus, you are good to me, blessing me with a son worth a lot of money...Hallelujah, can I get an amen...
I need a witness brothas and sistas!!! I feeeel the spirit.

Scam Newton
by Harry Sasquach November 17, 2010
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Klaatu Verata Necto

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.
Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).
by Elvis.Is.Alive April 9, 2009
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Newton's 4th Law

"For every reaction, there is a female overreaction"

Newton's 4th Law is the least known of all, but perhaps his most accurate one.
- Hey Joey heard you got in a fight with your girl.
- What can I say, man, Newton's 4th Law made its effect.
by MCDrugzzz July 9, 2016
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Fig Newton

A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.
Dude you're such a Fig Newton!
by CIZE June 7, 2013
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Kenneth Newton

The principal of Kahler Middle School. He has the small boy genes and the big gay.
"Report to the office now for being a bad boy" ~ Kenneth Newton
"NEVER!" ~ Caleb Ayi
by bigpoppydick1123 October 16, 2019
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Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.
They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.
by Meatspin March 23, 2007
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The Newton

Following Newton's law of every action has an equal reaction, The Newton describes the event that occurs when one is able to take a dump while ejaculating at the exact same time. This has to be done at the exact same time or it is not The Newton.
"So I got bored and decided to try The Newton...I failed."
by Jared/Mike December 1, 2006
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