National grab dick day 

Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty

Stop you weirdos

National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something

National grab dick day by anonymous November 27, 2021

National dick sucking day 

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

National dick sucking day by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

National Grab Dick Day 

On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.

*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"

National Grab Dick Day by anongirl1305 May 25, 2018

National grab dick day 

The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!

Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!

National grab dick day by Salchi October 2, 2018

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

National Dick Slap Day by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

National suck dick day by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

national grab dick day 

on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours

“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”

national grab dick day by ripcity13 May 25, 2018