Narcolepting

The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.

She was up all night narcolepting and didn't remember any of it the next morning.

by Wyrdsmyth April 1, 2016

Nardole

Fictional character that appears in season 10 of the British show Doctor Who. He was a friend of River Song and latter one of the doctor's companion.

-Who's your favourite male companion in Doctor Who?
-Nardole

by Lilibeap October 8, 2018

Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...

The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021

Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Cinematic Narcolepsy

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.

We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.

by ArabianFA April 14, 2022

[Naphole]

One who falls asleep as you are talking in your presence.

My boyfriend is such a Naphole. I was telling him all about my day and that motherfucker just falls asleep on the couch.

by The Doodlers December 26, 2016