Mishitgan

A derogatory jab at the state of Michigan.

Guy 1: "Ugh! I hate Michigan."
Guy 2: "More like MiSHITgan, amirite?"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up, you brilliant manchild."

by carde-senpai January 13, 2015

Shitty McShitshit

You are the epitome of shittiness. Extremely shitty, or someone who owns something that's shittier than can be imagined.

Also can refer to very obnoxious kids.

Listen, ma'am, if you don't quiet that Shitty McShitshit I'll fuck it.

by C-Rex February 18, 2008

Grips my shit

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates discomfort, almost as if someone is gripping internal organs.

He really is beginning to grip my shit.

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

McShitfaced

The physical and mental fallout that follows eating anything synthesized at a McDonalds dining facility.

I don't think I can drive home, man. I'm pretty McShitfaced right now.

by TheFattestWeaboo August 6, 2011

Mashita

Is a styrofoam head use for wigs but some people use her as an friend. She is very pretty with an amazing personality.You can dress her up and make TikToks with her.

Did you see Mashita she is looking amazing!
I need a friend like Mashita.

by SamiraGUCCI April 22, 2019

Mythitorium Day

Mythitorium Day is a day where everyone becomes Mythitorium. Mythitorium day is celebrated on the 4th of February each year. Everyone who exists will becomes mythitorium. Profiles on every social media will become Mythitorium and profile pictures will be Mythitorium.

Based person: I can't wait for February 4th!

Cringe person: Whats' on February 4th?

Based person: Mythitorium day you fucking monkey

by WizzBMA February 4, 2022

Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo June 9, 2012