My Rocket

Some people call their dick a rocket.

Guy 1: Dude Lisa sucked my rocket yesterday!
Guy 2: Nice!

by absolutesydiot June 25, 2016

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Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

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ride my rocket

To ride someone's dick

Friend: Omg how was your date with Jason?!
Me: it was fine I guess. He didn't let me ride his rocket which I was very disappointed from
Friend: would you like to ride MY rocket? ;)

by Jdhdhjdkdjdjdjshz June 22, 2017

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Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003