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You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.
Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.
by Jaimey September 22, 2005
mugGet the You totally love my E-penis.mug.

I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.
"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."
by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
mugGet the I watched my grandpa say penismug.

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
mugGet the bend my penis in my buttmug.

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.
by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025
mugGet the My penismug.

My penis

It is big.
"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
mugGet the My penismug.

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile
by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024
mugGet the I found my penismug.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
mugGet the .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.mug.

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