messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran November 1, 2013

Musked

When snorting cocaine from another man's asshole but then he farts

I got musked from my boyfriend and got cocaine all over my face

by Godmaidmytaint September 26, 2018

getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

by Macktown July 30, 2018

musse

Another way to say the word lighter

Gangsta: Hey bro you got a musse i can use

by buttsecks? May 11, 2006

Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

missed call

A call to a cellular phone that was not answered, where the caller leaves no message.

The called is expected to return the phone call.

See Phone Tag.

"Ooooh, I have a missed call... I'd better call them back!"

by Callmeback! March 23, 2008

mussied

the act of imbibing alcohol only to get to that point of "Black Out."

Should we drink tonight?
No. We should get MUSSIED

by Mussied October 10, 2006