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yummy mummy

An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
Isn't that woman a hottie? She's a yummy mummy!
by blahblahblah February 14, 2005
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mummy-claw

(verb) extension of the toes while sleeping so that the toenails rake the skin of a bed partner, producing an unpleasant sensation for that partner.
"When we spoon, he has the horrible habit of mummy-clawing me in my sleep with his crusty toenails."
by annieb86 February 21, 2010
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MUMMYGILLZZ

Another name for ones testicles, or balls
Ahhh you hit me in the MUMMYGILLZZ (said in Scottish accent)
by theBAB September 15, 2010
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Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
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mummy teeth

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.
by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008
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Mummy Wrap

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010
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Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011
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