desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

Alabama Mudstick

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

Musta

This is a Swedish tradition. It is when you spit a person of your choice in their asshole and then put your finger in it and stir it around until the mixture get brown. Then you drink it all up again.

- Can I musta you?
-Of course you can my dear friend.

by Albincelion May 21, 2019

Mustache Rock

Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.

Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.

by SoJokes December 28, 2010

Mustafa

Mustafa is an Arabic-male name used in both Islam and Christianity (islam more often nowadays). It means the "chosen one." The name holder tends to be:
- Lovable, inspiring, kind, and full of affection; he rarely has enemies.
- He is very quiet, but this often creates problems in his personal life and with partners.
- He doesn't talk about his feelings and if he does, its something that isn't true; he uses confessions to serve him a specific purpose.
- Bold in his actions and he is very brave yet cautious.
- He is good-heart to the extent that he's often fooled by a lot of people.
- He likes white girls

- He is lazy

- He is honest

- Drinks
- Smokes

- Does really well at work
- Does well in school
- He doesn't leave things half done, he likes things done perfectly

- He is very tech savvy

- He can learn what ever he wants

- He speaks multiple languages

- He likes to travel a lot

- He likes huskies

- He likes salty things
- He drinks whiskey

- He is a god in bed

- He treats women right

- He wants his partner all to himself (possessive)

- Jealous, Patient, Adaptable, Ambitious, bright, calm, charming, diplomatic, discreet, funny, gentle, loyal, polite.

Just one bad thing about this dum*a**; He should keep sh!t to himself more often. Sometimes he shouldn't tell people what he wants or about to do.

Lady' : Did you see that guy that walked right by us?
Lady'' : He is so perfect.

Lady' : This is Mustafa, I was telling you about him.

by iKnowYouDon't December 4, 2016

Mustafa

An amazing, intelligent and brilliant guy. Perfect in every way.

He's so Mustafa.

by aynonymymous July 19, 2018