Muffos

Unnecessarily Australian way of saying muffins

- term coined by Big Neech, 2022

Oi I'm going servo lad I'm gonna get a vanilla muffo ay

Man I was eating out this chicks muffos big time last night

time for like 20 minutes last night
Choc chip muffos go hard cunt

I bet Emily ratatouille has a nice muffo ay

by Big Neech February 10, 2022

Muffy

Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina

She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

by Dementis11 September 14, 2010

dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

Muffy

A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.

Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

snitch queer homosexual butt pirate

by Me72476 June 9, 2011

muffsniff

To inhale the cooter stink while masturbating

I totally muffsniffed that honey!

by J Weaver May 8, 2008

Muffscuit

the act of eating a girl while she is defecating on the toilet.
The female counterpart of a Blumpkin

Shit water splashed up onto my face while i was giving her a muffscuit last night.

by The Muffscuiteer December 14, 2009

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010