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muff maiden

hot chick that puts out!
by jobob buttercup July 22, 2006
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muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005
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Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band
Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately
by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011
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Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
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MUFEEDA

A beautiful young and humble lady who is never ready to hide anything in her heart...she goes for what her heart wants at all times and loves one man at a time.....has an attractive body and is always lively
Mufeeda is always confident
by Michelle Scotts June 26, 2018
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Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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