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Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP
by Sergio Galindo September 12, 2007
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by Sean01 June 10, 2012
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Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.
by chinegra1000 June 02, 2010
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Stands for mustardy pimp. A nickname for my good friend for dressing up like a pimp @ 1 of me parties and then at another being sick producing the most disgusting yellow substance. He is also particularly cool for allowing me to lick his nipples on multiple occasions.

AKA Henry Hall

Ps he is a good friend of GAZ (u know) so I would FALL BACK otherwise the fuck will be kicked into you.
Da MP is the the motherfucking house home boi.

4 shizzle me bizzle
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A term used on snapchat by irish people that stands for meet or pass. A meet is an irish term for a long kiss usually involving hands
Mp and hos
by Naughtopus November 14, 2018
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Stand for www.musclephilosophy.com. A website where you can find gross pictures of women flexing their muscles who are on steroids.
Did you hear that Ryan likes to go on MP? He must like women who look like guys.
by Holycrapalo3 December 08, 2010
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Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009
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