MP

Abbreviation for Man Power.

Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP

by Sergio Galindo September 24, 2007

MPS

Missionary Position Sex.

I love you, but I don't love you in an MPS kind of way.

by Sean01 June 26, 2012

MPS

Melancholy Piece of Shit.

Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.

by chinegra1000 June 2, 2010

MP

Stands for mustardy pimp. A nickname for my good friend for dressing up like a pimp @ 1 of me parties and then at another being sick producing the most disgusting yellow substance. He is also particularly cool for allowing me to lick his nipples on multiple occasions.

AKA Henry Hall

Ps he is a good friend of GAZ (u know) so I would FALL BACK otherwise the fuck will be kicked into you.

Da MP is the the motherfucking house home boi.

4 shizzle me bizzle

by Alfie the home boi boi (also a gd friend of gaz) October 17, 2004

MP

A term used on snapchat by irish people that stands for meet or pass. A meet is an irish term for a long kiss usually involving hands

Mp and hos

by Naughtopus November 13, 2018

MP

Stand for www.musclephilosophy.com. A website where you can find gross pictures of women flexing their muscles who are on steroids.

Did you hear that Ryan likes to go on MP? He must like women who look like guys.

by Holycrapalo3 December 9, 2010

mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009