Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

mozzarella

A really, really fit girl.

You’re a total fresh mozzarella.

by mommaemakesmeshakeass July 3, 2021

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

Mozzarella Sticked

When you shove steaming hot mozzarella sticks up your ass

You Grant just mozzarella sticked.

by Bra-dardo G June 18, 2025

Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!

Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn

by Guido103 May 30, 2014

Mozzarella stick

Uncircumcised penis

“I heard he got a little mozzarella stick

by urbanasthetic November 21, 2017