mickey mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

by Aspergis June 7, 2021

mickey mouse

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004

Mouschwitz

Walt Disney World in Orlando. Also known as the Tragic Kingdom. Employees of WDW lovingly refer to it as Mouschwitz because of the Jack Boot tyranny of the management. You know how companies with a lot of middle management care less about the individuals? Disney is almost all middle management. Like a Klingon ship you can only be promoted by killing the career of the person above you. They do not however discriminate against any race, creed, color, or sexual orientation. Employees are all equally disposable. As their slogan says, and I paraphrase "Exploiting creativity through diversity."

Nineteen years at Mouschwitz, and today a kid that wasn't born when I started is my new boss.

by Reil Tyme November 3, 2010

yogurt moustache

when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.

"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"

by Zincster November 14, 2004

Milk The Mouse

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

by baconismidog March 7, 2009

Modest Mouse

An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.

The track 3rd Planet off the Moon and Antarctica album was a great opener

by Jess April 7, 2005

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Will bomb what ever you want for 5$

Alex:will you bomb the twin towers for 5$
reyes popa moussa joseph nourridine bony huston ali stan:Yes

by petrofffffff April 13, 2023