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mother fudge cookies

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.
MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???
by Christopher Marquez October 21, 2008
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Mothercunter

For those of you who think the word 'Motherfucker' is not quite rude enough, 'Mothercunter' gives a whole new meaning to rude. It's like swear-word porn
What a mothercunter!
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A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015
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everyone and their mother

Meaning:

crowded, packed, overload, full.

It means alot of people. And I mean ALOT.
Everyone and their mom seems to have a last.fm account these days.

I couldnt get the stuff because everyone and their mother was standing in line!

I went to the concert last night and everyone and their mother was there!
by calicornio August 20, 2007
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jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
by Shwaggy February 13, 2004
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
by Tyrion March 4, 2011
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how i met your mother

A hilarious show involving five unique characters:

Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.

Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.

Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.

Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.

Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
by Tom Bensley October 3, 2007
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