muntering

A sexual act involving a corpse. One puts their penis in the mouth of the corpse and gets a friend to stamp on the stomach of the deceased so that the entrails rise up and massage your phallus.

See above - it pretty much speaks for itself.

by Ricardo De La Fonte May 8, 2005

molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

by David Rutherford February 5, 2004

Monsterize

To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.

" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"

by Gatorx October 11, 2011

Mosterting

The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to ones asshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.

Dude, I was mosterting so bad yesterday I got 2 redlight tickets on the way home!

by SmackdaddyRuss August 11, 2017

mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019

monsterious

When something's CRAZY.

jesus christ, that bundle is monsterious.

by VincentMonsterious March 19, 2022

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014