Washington monument

a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance

Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for

person2- no why

person1-you dont want to

by Pogoman January 20, 2008

monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

monumentis

adjective; Of exceedingly great size, extent, quantity or quality. Far beyond comparison.

outer space is monumentis.

by ~tk August 30, 2004

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 18, 2008

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Monument

A town full of privileged kids and lacks hardly any diversity.

Monument is full of rich people.

by a kid from monument May 23, 2016

Monotexter

Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.

Not worth your time, really.

A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup

by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 30, 2015