titty monger

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.

Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

by Shivs August 3, 2004

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003