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mongoloid feet 

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.
Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.
mongoloid feet by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005

Mongoloid Duckling 

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.
Mongoloid Duckling by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

Mongoloid Droid 

A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.

For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.

It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.

Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.

mongoloid hunter 

an organization whos goal is to kick and take all mongoloids captive. the hunters will take any mongoloid and fuck it up and force it to work in slave labor. all hunters must be weary of the mongoloid protector who will try and ruin your progress of spreading the mongy hating beliefs. the mongoloid hunters were started by a man named tim with a few of his friends.
calling all mongoloid hunters: Max, brent, j bra! look a mongoloid! lets kick that shit in the face!

Mongoloid Dick 

A penis, usually large, that is deformed or otherwise strangely shaped. Possibly covered with growths.

Can refer to a person who is acting the fool or like a retard and who is ugly.
"Dam! Did you see that dude in the gym shower?" "Ya i did! He had a mongoloid dick!"

"That dude is so dumb!" "Ya hes a mongoloid dick."
Mongoloid Dick by PowerStroker April 5, 2015

Mongoloid Crew 

The group of girls a hot chick hangs out with to make herself feel better.
I don't know if I want to go because she always has a mongoloid crew following her around.
Mongoloid Crew by NikeT1138 June 28, 2021