mohogany canoe

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.

by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohot

A verbal expression used to better explain feelings of boredom or frustration to a silent or un-interested class. This adjective is best exclaimed whilst the class in silently engaged in the activities of an already “pissed off” teacher. Repeat until feelings of boredom subside.

---silence---
Chris- “Mohot”
Teacher- “Chris, have you got something you would like to share with the class?”
Chris-“This work is boring my ass off”
Teacher-“Christopher, that is not how we speak in class, now get back to your Bio revision before I put you on after school detention!”
Chris-“Work?? Who the fuk cares what the inside of a leaf looks like…”
Teacher-“Detention!”
Chris-“Fukk Mohot”

by RAJ.L October 21, 2009

mohow

wet back.
Also: commanly used for those mexicans who wear cowboy hats, big ass belt buckles, and gator boots with a fancy ass shirt to walmart.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
(no i'm not criticizing por que I'm chicana!!!)

"Hey mom, look at that mohow trying to pick up on that 12 year old"

by Ashleigh FOO' May 8, 2005

mohophobic

Someone that freaks out at the looks of a person participating in Movember.

Mary: Ah! you look like a sleezy pimp with that lousy mo!
Fred: Give me a break, I'm just raising money for the Movember cause! Are you sure you're not mohophobic or something?

by ghostwhowalks November 22, 2009

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Mohono

A word often used to negate a homosexual act. Very similar to phrase, "no homo" but used in more intensely homosexual acts or statements. The word is used around the world with several different pronunciations, such as the Brit version, "Maw-How-Naw". Mohono is often used with the letters TTM after the word, which stands for, "To The Max." That form is used mostly when the homosexuality level reaches unbearable discomfort.

JJ: Dude, Mohono TTM but you look really cute today, your shirt really brings out the highlights in your hair!
Amir: Mohono, but thanks dude, you look pretty dandy yourself, surprisingly because you didn't even wash your hair in four months!

by Yeah brehh October 18, 2009

Mohow

A mexican that doesn't speak English, more commonly known as a border hopper.

They're often found drinking cheap beer, gardening, or hanging out in front of Home Depot.

"Dude, I can't believe that stupid mohow painted my whole house for fifty bucks!"

by midgetrocketlauncher April 10, 2010