Mite

Interval of time equivalent to "never", often used to cause confusion or diffuse previously made plans. HIGHLY effective, especially when the plans involve some kind of group activity involving a street.
Man 1: "Trav how long do you think that'll be?"
Trav: "Could be a mite"

Man 2: "..."
by jackie chancellor August 17, 2020
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mite

the dumbest shit imaginable
I know this fat weeb who's always on the mite, I'm gonna kick him in the ribs.
by yeetboy3000 April 12, 2019
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Mite

Someone who becomes obsessed with you after a certain situation happens , has to constantly stay updated with your every move , admires you , wants to know everything you’re doing and figure out how you act and everything about you
“That girl is a total mite towards me” like how a termite constantly needs wood , this person constantly wants to stay updated with you
by Big Bank Jayla October 06, 2018
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Mite

When somebody is purposely being annoying and unlikable

Or, when someone describes the act of being annoying and unlikable
I'm gonna be a total mite to that substitute teacher.

Bro, David is being a mite lately!
by Tony Dinozo January 04, 2024
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anti-semi-mite

some one who's claims to be friends with Jewish people to not be labeled racist but clearly is
that indoctrinated girl is a anti-semi-mite
by verono February 18, 2024
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Stilt Mite

Oregon, regional: Slang term for the "Opiliones" or "Hadrobunus Grandis" known more commonly as the"Daddy long legs".
The tool shed was crawling with stilt mites.
by Buster Magnum February 21, 2016
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mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.
Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.
by Icare! June 12, 2020
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