misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies
Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits
by Yak October 12, 2003
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Scissory misery

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery
by Snottydottylotty August 04, 2019
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sac of misery

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.
by xarathustra December 01, 2017
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sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.
I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.
by eurekaseven July 12, 2006
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critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.
by TopherVexel December 28, 2021
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Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative
She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!
by Lopp-Headz January 23, 2012
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food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
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