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Solo Mile High Club

In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.

Also known as Half Mile High Club
Jono: "Argh! This 55 minute flight is lasting forever! Guess I'll go join the Solo Mile High Club."
by Techn1x December 28, 2008
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mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker December 9, 2008
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Half Mile High Club

I flew to denver by myself on wednesday and became a member of the Half Mile High Club.
by Scott Farnsworth December 8, 2005
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join the mile high club

Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"
by alex.x April 3, 2008
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mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.
I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.
Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.
by dustyp August 14, 2009
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Mile high club

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club
by jesster79 August 8, 2018
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