midget amputee porn

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

Ginger midget

A short person with red hair

"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"

by Thrayse September 10, 2014

National midget day

National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up

Happy national midget day bro

by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018

Midgetville

An "urban legend" concerning a gated community of little people. This gated community "Midgetville" is said to be the lair of very violent midgets. It is said that they have great hostility towards people who are not vertically challenged, so when people of the non-midget variety enter the gated community they pelt the visitors with rocks and open a fun-size (very small/child size) can of whoop-ass. Some say it is somewhere in Long Beach California

The pack of angry midgets from the "little people gang" killed the five foot giant as he entered Midgetville.

by Arturo Torres May 2, 2008

midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

midget nugget

A MIdget with no arms or legs

“ Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget

by Phil Mewithcum February 16, 2019