michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .

Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany

by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018

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the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018

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Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.

-SMMS ❤️

girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!

Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .

by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019

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a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.

me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats

michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.

by cottonbawlz June 22, 2010

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