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Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.
Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014
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lawn mower

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010
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lawn mower

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.
You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?
by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007
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Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.
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Meower

A girl who meows during actual conversation or through text/IM messages

Most likely has an obsession with cats and becomes overly excited when discussing cats

May not meow until she is totally comfortable with the people she's around

According to the Meow Law she is most likely crazy and good in bed
1. Dude, I knew she was a meower, all she does is talk about her cats

2. I knew it was on once she meowed
by dennis-frogman July 31, 2012
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Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.
Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.
by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016
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