Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

Meerkatting

When you are taking a poop, but retract the poop and then poop it again repeatedly as if performing anal sex.

I've always wanted to try anal before, so I tried meerkatting instead.

by lion king lov February 13, 2014

Meerkatting

When your dog has to pee in the middle of the night so they stand beside your bed and bounce on two legs until you wake up.

I got three hours of sleep last night because Annie wouldn't stop meerkatting.

by AnnieBopsMom March 17, 2023

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

Meerkat

A gay man who, on the outside, seems shy, meek, and anxious, but is actually a sassy piece of shit to his closest friends.
He probably has multiple mental illnesses, and there is a 80% chance he will turn out to be a top.

"Hey man, check out this cute twink. Should I hit him up?"
"Bro, no. That's a total meerkat; he'll convince you to let him fuck your ass then trash you to his friends for not douching properly."

by sillystringpony January 14, 2024

meerkat

its just a penis, not big, not small. Just absolutely average

Fuck off mate, you've got a meerkat

by breezycheesy February 24, 2022

Meerkating

The act of looking up, or out of a window, when a motorcycle or certain type of car is nearby or passing and can be heard. Usually conducted by bikers or other petrolheads.

And there was everyone meerkating at that Ducati that just went past.

by Willbetheshark August 4, 2018