Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 28, 2024

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022