Mattea

The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!

I love Mattea, she's the BEST

by Byron67000 February 7, 2010

Mattapan

Neighborhood of Boston. Over 80% of the population is black. 12.2% are hispanic. Less than 5% are white. 22.3% of the population lives in poverty. Referred to as "Murderpan", due to the number of murders that have occured since all the Jews moved out, and all the blacks moved in. A handful get murdered here each year. But the 1980s there was like a new one every few days. If only Boston's founders could see what this area has become, now that would be funny.

Bitch: Are we in Mattapan at this hour of the night?

Me: Roll up the windows and lock the doors. Don't look anybody in the eye! They think we're the white devil. They will cuss us out or even carjack us so lets drive fast.

by Shock G September 21, 2005

Mattia Polibio

Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.

person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..

by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019

mattia polibio

finest tik tok boy you’ll ever see. Just look at him, you’re welcome

person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio

person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit

by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Mattgasm

When Matt touches you and butterflies take over your stomach causing you to slightly orgasm.

Friend One: What happened!?
Friend Two: He made me Mattgasm!

by Mattgasmer February 26, 2012

Matthall

An instance of intense alcohol fueled rage.

Jonny really fucked up that project. His boss went Matthall on him.

by llahttam February 23, 2017

MATTGAR

An unstoppable force in this universe. Mattgar led the rebellion of the big Texans and rode through the universe of time. You don’t not wanna fuck with mattgar. End. Of. Discussion.

Yo I read about mattgar in the Bible last night man. That shits intense

by The man beneath the cape February 22, 2019