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Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.
Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!
by Noah h. December 30, 2007
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Masturbation Candy

What it is one thinks about when they masturbate.
If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.

You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
by Nivens March 18, 2011
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Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.
After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.
by italianjob99 May 26, 2010
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violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.
Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.
by Bigg N October 27, 2006
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Intellectual Masturbation

speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.

John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."

Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011
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Masturbation Tag

A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.

Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
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Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013
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